Thursday, April 8, 2010

Carlsberg





Well,C.A.R.L.S.B.E.R.G , I guess the past time i wouldn't even know how to spell this damn word.

C-Cure your trouble-ness
A-awesome
R-Right choice
L-Let's party!
S-sleep well
B-best drink
E-emotion
R-relax,release stress
G-good for health x)

Since when i become an alcoholic?LOL

Don't blame me~ =P From days to days,I realized that Carlsberg can be our best friend!this is not bullshit man..let me prove it to you guys...
Firstly,it can accompany us when we need somebody but we couldn't find anyone.
Secondly,it can accompany us when we are sad,depress,down,happy or excited.
Then,it can definitely make you sleep better,with no worries (strongly recommended for people who suffer from insomnia,can have a good try on carlsberg ;) )
And of course,it can make u drunk and forget unhappy stuffs (if you not so easy get drunk then is better /hehe )
Lastly,it is the BEST painkiller (of mine) =)

I guess i'm addicted to it hahaha..ignore the definition of "G" ^__^ it ain't good for health friends!i guess my stomach already had a lot of "holes" lol.
Fyi,physical health effects of alcohol consumption may include cirrhosis of the liver,pancreatitis,epilepsy,polyneuropathy,alcoholic dementia,chronic gastritis,sexual dysfunction and death from many sources.
Sounds scary isn't it?But who cares?!oops sorry,maybe You cares but i don't =D cause i found it has MORE good effects...
-increase insulin sensitivity -lower risk of diabetes -reduce the number of silent infarcts -decrease risk of dementia -increases HDL -decrease risk of thrombosis -reduces fibrinogen,increases fibrinolysis -REDUCES ARTERY SPASM FROM STRESS -increase coronary blood flow

SO,yeah! YAyyy,CHeers!!! x)

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